Originally Posted by Halon1211

News clip:

August 3, 2021

Miramar, FL (Associated Press) Today hundreds of unionized pilots from Spirit Airlines walked off the job today all over the greater South Florida area demanding that new hires consider them over their arch rival—United Airlines. Our reporter went out in the field today to get an interview from one of the pilots on his solution to the problem. For security reasons he did not want to give his real name, instead he told us to call him Benito....

...okay obviously this isn’t real.