Cessna 172: Chickenhawk
P-47: Jug
Beech Duke: APC limits profanity. Also: Hangar queen, or allergic to sunlight (Begins breaking when the hangar door opens)
Piper Chieftan: Mega-ho
Eagle 150: Snub-nosed 'Skeeter
Piper Apache: Twin Cub
Dehavilland Mosquito: wooden wonder
Dehavilland DHC-7: Quadrasaurus rex
EMB-120: 'bro