I’ve got one better… be able to volunteer.

Our Scheduling practices reminds me of the old joke that goes like this:

What does this masochist say to a sadist?

“Hurt me! Let me have it. Do your worst!”

And the sadist looks at the masochist with a smirk and says:

“Naw!”

I try to play the game and pick up. I haven’t been JA’d this summer at all, and I’ve been legal for all kinds of abuse.