It's not like the uniform is all that hard. It's pants, a shirt, and a jacket (and a hat, but...ya know). Hell, they even make little fortified indentions for where the brass is supposed to go. The stripes are pretty self explanatory. There's a wide end and a skinny end. The portion of your shirt that they go on has a wide end and a skinny end. Put 2 and 2 together....

If you're gonna stray from company policy, at least make it look good.