You should go to Eagle, drink Pepsi, drive Suzuki Grand Vitara, date a blond and marry a brunette. You should eat BK, with occasional KFC. Don't shop at WalMart, but do shop at Costco. Buy the cheapest gas, use Citibank card, no Amex..

Wow .. I made all the decision for you for next 10 years.. It should be nice to have someone making decisions for you

Oh, when you upgrade, ask your F/O what to do too