From http://www.faa.gov/about/mission/


Mission

Our Mission
Our mission is to provide the safest, most efficient aerospace system in the world.

Our Vision
Our vision is to improve the safety and efficiency of aviation, while being responsive to our customers and accountable to the public.
Our Values

* Safety is our passion. We're world leaders in aerospace safety.
* Quality is our trademark. We serve our country, our customers, and each other.
* Integrity is our character. We do the right thing, even if no one is looking.
* People are our strength. We treat each other as we want to be treated.


What a crock.