I got my booster the first day they opened it up to public transit workers.

Because I make my public health decisions based on peer reviewed science and not Ferris Buehler’s cousin says four pilots flunked their EKG. And the anonymous poster KNOWS the rhythm defect was caused by the vaccine and not years of sedentary lifestyle choices and the standard American diet.

I did my EKG about a week after my booster and didn’t even have the usual right bundle blockage.

Using y’all’s logic, apparently Pfizer cures heart blockage. (But only with three doses.)

Alert the press!