Originally Posted by
Gooch
Dependapotamus;
De-penda-pot-a-mus: one who cohabitates or marries for possible future benefits.
(Pronoun: she/he/it)
Usage: That page is full Dependapotamus’
The full definition of dependapotamus would be incomplete if it did not include the fact that the post marriage spouse is three to five times the weight of the pre-wedding spouse. Historically it also assumes the spouse to be an anything goes, anytime, anywhere female who post-marriage turns into a sexless soul-stealing witch.