Originally Posted by
PNWFlyer
Oh no, killing somebody would have only gotten me 25 years. What I did was way worse. Told one of the the Airline Merger Lottery winners to go F-Off. Then followed up with a DM and was a little more specific. They ran to the closest gender neutral bathroom, turned the the pink mood lighting and reported it to the mods.
HAHAHA. I laughed super hard at this. Imagine (hahahahaha wait. Let me catch my breath)....for a second thinking Alaska a superior airline to literally any other major airline out there. Now I see why our contract is a pos garbage. Imagine if a real legacy had bought virgin, those guys would have been mega jackpot winners! Now they have to settle for $5 scratch off winners