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Old 12-30-2021 | 06:22 AM
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fadec
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My wife punched herself in the face and called the cops saying I hit her. I reminded her that I'd probably lose my job if I went to jail. Realizing her mistake, when the cops got there she explained that she had accidentally hit herself while opening the cupboard and mistakenly thought that I had rigged it that way. That's what you call synergy. I'm still happily married and happily employed.
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