Originally Posted by
jetproppilot
Additionally, we will require papers, signed by you, that give us custody of your first born child.
And joining a highly sought after elitest group, we have decided that we will no longer pay you for your pilot services.
You will pay us for the privelege of flying our airplanes.
In order to join this elite group, send a money order in the amount of $10,000 to
ROB
c/o Alaska Air
3245 Halibut Way
Anchorage, Alaska
56930

Really old thread, but it sheds light on the fact that the management bubble was/is real!
Now, pretty soon, all you'll need is a pulse to get hired, as these days, most pilots believe they can do better getting hired elsewhere.
My, how times have changed...