EWR Tower: Colgan XXXX, what speed were you assigned?
Colgan XXXX: Ahhh...we were assigned 130 sir.
EWR Tower: I know they didn't assign you 130 knots. Listen, if you boys wanna fly those airplanes in here you're gonna need to learn how to fly 'em!
A lot of of crews got a laugh out of that :d