(Company lawyer, feet on desk, calls young law clerk into office)

Company Lawyer: "So, Chad, what's the infighting quotient on APC these days?"

Chad the Law Clerk: "Great, sir! You should see how they run down ALPA! Almost as good as last time on Jetflyers!"

Company Lawyer: "Good work, Chad. Now get the f%ck out." (Proceeds to light cigar with $100 bill.....)