When he’s not clowning around in the flight deck posting embarrassingly unprofessional 20 second video’s, he’s posting his vacation pics while on a trip. “Wait as a pilot the job is just a big paid vacation???” Hahaha YEAH RIGHT.

I want to a see a video of him waking up at 3:30 in the morning only to show up to a broken airplane. Then we can get that exclusive 20 second video of pax walking up and using him as a punching bag, the “sorry we’re delayed” announcements with pax eye rolls in the background, etc.