LOL gotcha... but I have to confess I'm very impressed by the Embraer journey from "It was built WHERE?" to "We'll order 50 of those fat-cabin 170s and 190s!" OK here's a new awful joke, gotta keep the thread goin':

A mother and young son were flying Aer Lingus. The son, who had been looking out the plane's window, turned to his mother and said "Mom ... If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

Stumped for an answer, the mother suggested to her son that he ask the stewardess. The boy got out of his seat and wandered back to the galley. "Excuse me", the boy said to the FA. "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

"Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
"Yes", he said nodding his head.
She whispered in the boy's ear, "Tell your mother it's because Aer Lingus always pulls out on time."