Originally Posted by
FahQ2
Obviously many have you have never flown real first class… part of what you are paying for is the joy casting looks of indifference and dismissiveness to the plebs. They initially smile coming on the plane as they mistakenly think the large seats are for everyone, but as the view past the curtain is slowly revealed, they sulkingly trod past you, each step another rung down the social ladder, and when they see their middle seat in row 25 is between two obese people and wonder where exactly their life went wrong, you simply shrug and sip on your mimosa made with cheap sparkling wine and orange juice that still had the tin can taste. Humanity is doomed.
Real first class means you turn left when you get on the plane, while others go right. That’s real first class. Steerage never even walks past you.