“Hello Atlas Hiring,

There is this random person that posted on APC seeking a letter of recommendation for a pilot position here at Atlas. I have never met him/her, I have no idea if they can even fly….heck for that matter I do not know f@$kall about them. However, they seem to have a strong desire to work here. In conclusion, since Atlas is desperate to find people like this I think he/she/them/they/etc would be a welcome addition to the team.

Yours Truly,

CA Jacka$$
Now please send me my $5k”

You are welcome!