except over there you can actually upgrade in under 4 years and your movement as a captain isn't 10 vacancies a month.

Oh but wait we're totally gonna upgrade 24 a month, or 48, or whatever other made up number.

We're literally upgrading 10 a month because of attrition and our CEO has the audacity to say there's no shortage and no issue with our pay/CBA.

The cognitive dissonance is palpable. Sorry Ted, time to go.