Things I can count on at AS: My seat being in the full up position when I arrive at the aircraft. My crew meal requiring an unusual amount of hot sauce to be edible. The FA not even introducing them self and rudely asking me what the flight time is. My schedule getting worse every month. AS posts on APC being completely inaccurate, devolving into Legacy vs VX and merger rumors that reek of the pilot group's desperation for any kind of change that will never come.