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Old 05-21-2006 | 07:34 AM
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From: Falcon 50EX- Left
Thumbs up Try this one MzKat

Okay, this works every time! Always make sure they are walking away from the gate unless you want to waste your time, although if I know I'm a passenger on their ride, it makes it more fun!
"Excuse me Mr. Pilot Sir, I just noticed something astounding! Could I see your hand for a sec?"
Then, making sure that you take the left hand (checking for ring or signs of the ring that was there before they left home , if you care), hold your hand up to compare sizes. Then, batting your oh-so-lovely eyes (green in my case), exclaim:
"Oh my! Your hands really are huge! You know that the old saying about the size of a man's feet, don't you? Well, it's actually his hands...
Then, depending upon how much you want this guy, how horny you are, and how much time you have, it's always fun to add:
"Which is so much better, I hate getting out of bed and tripping over big shoes! Besides, small hands can't hold much (which, I don't know about yours, but when I make the comment, I've got the 'girls' to back it up).