Not advocating for polos but both these exist currently with uniform shirts. United guy at KCM buff and veiny enough to be Ron Jeremy’s love muscle stunt double had his “Extra Medium” shirt painted on, and what looked like skinny tailored pants (don’t skip leg day bruh).

The the Delta guy who was fatter front to back than he was side to side, so his XXL shirt fit funny and his epaulettes were not on his shoulders but halfway down his arms.

I wouldn’t mind beards, but we all know some guys would full homeless vet or duck dynasty.

Now excuse me while I go hang my pants upside down in the closet with the belt on so it pulls out the wrinkles…