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Old 05-22-2006, 12:47 PM
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calcapt
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Beautiful girl goes to doctor claiming she can't get a date because she is too smart. She intimidates guys and they dump her. Doctor explains he has invented a new machine that actually lowers IQ's and suggests that the lady consider lowering her IQ from 130 to 120 which will intimidate less guys. She agrees and proceeds with the procedure. Back to the office in two weeks lady says that lowered IQ has helped but wondered if doctor would lower it 10 more which should be about perfect for the guys she dates. Doctor agrees and turns machine on and then gets distracted with an emergency. When he discovers machine is still on and IQ meter is flashing at 15, he quickly disconnects it and tries to revive the woman who is now in a stupor. Mam, wake up I am so sorry for this oversight. Mam, Mam, Mam are you all right. Woman looks up at doctor and asks "Can I have the galley power please?"
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