Originally Posted by
CLE to IAH
you can literally spin anything into FERST YER PERRRRRR!!!!
here. I’m going to give you three new topics. Please spin them into first year pay in 3 sentences or less.
1. the amount of time it took to build the Empire State Building
2. why Canadians love hockey so much
3. whether or not France deserves the stereotype of “surrendering all the time”
and, go!
1. Enough. They finished it.
2. The cold does things to people. Canucks are odd, but nice. Hockey? Meh.
3. Well earned.