Originally Posted by calcapt
"Can I have the galley power please?"
LMAO!
Let's combine the two....
A guy walks into to a bar and see the bartender is a robot. As he watches the machine, he sees that it's programed to gleen the patron's IQ and converse with them on that level.
The first client is a business man, the computer asks about his views on supply side economics as he serves the drink. The next guy is a blue collar worker, and the machine chats about the NFL teams of years past. The next customer at the bar is a frumpy woman with a dark blue raincoat. As the the computer serves the box wine he asks: "What's worse, serving hot trays or picking them up?"