Originally Posted by
highfarfast
My wife would not use it in that way and would most certainly miss read and miss interpret every single detail because she desperately wants me to be wrong about everything.
Tell your wife to look on the bright side. Maybe it flips over, you drown, and she gets your life insurance. If she says it is not enough, she can complain it is all your fault after you are dead.You will not have to listen to the complaints.