Yep, that we were assigned seats next to the CEO at the Congressional testimony regarding the merger, but nice try. And you left out how I had previously gone on CNBC and told Joe Kernen and Becky Quick that Glenn Tilton should be fired. Yep, we're good buds.

Now tell us what you meant at the last C34 meeting by

"SPC Dave Fitzgerald got up and started blabbing about other labor groups being in negotiations, and the kicker was when he said something to the effect that the food strikers were arguing over 30 cents and he said "and here we are" or some other jackass comment."

Were you actually trying to sell the Tumi TA were you? Poor Dave.