You SNAPs are going to look back in a decade (or less) and wonder how the the dudes sitting to your right can be so damn weird. Their wokeness will surpass yours by a huge margin and they'll regale you with stories that will make you wish you were flying with an geezer that tells you about his stupid boat. I'll grant you there are a few real outliers you might be dealing with right now, but you haven't seen nothin yet.

Now then.... Dear baby Jesus, please bring me single pilot ops.