Originally Posted by Zard

They’re just lizards. They have that dead reptilian look in their eyes. You can find them hanging out by the heat lamp in the lounge with a three day old USA Today crumpled up in their claws. I suspect that’s what they use to make their bedding at the overnight. You’ll catch them in your peripheral vision earnestly trying to lick their own eyeball in between expounding on whatever conspiracy theory du jour you’re about to spend the next 72 hours learning about. They won’t retire if age 67 gets passed because this is the best part time job they’ve ever had and they’re pretty by the book and laid back.

like I said, lizards.