Oh man I'm sorry. With all the forced upgrades happening, you'll likely get a lot more flying pretty soon, as we won't be fat on FOs anymore. Or so the theory goes.

Look at it this way. You can spend all that crashpad time polishing up your apps. Do anything and everything humanly possible to get out as soon as you can. This is coming from someone who has never been your typical doom-and-gloom, naysayer kinda guy. I've never been a Kool-Aid drinker either, but on the line these days, all anyone can talk about is "Man...the company's getting real desperate." I'd pop the ejection handle as soon as you can, if that's an option.