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Announcing "Wolfpack Pro" trip trading/bid software with Trademarked "Seniority Buster" module.

Includes:

1. Bidding Software with "Seniority Buster" (TM) exploits the secondary award system flaws that ensures you are not awarded anything on your line, yet still leaving you the ability to bid 85 CH during the View/Add window every month. Trial version includes "Date your Schedule, Not your Sister" function for two months free! Creates "Earlier Time Stamp" for trip trades when competing with non-Wolfpack Bros. Be the envy of anyone within 10 years of your new hire class!

2. "Magic Wand" (TM) In App Purchases allow you to buy "Off-The-Press" (TM) nuggets at progressively priced units.....the first unit blocks are cheap, they get more expensive as you go. Each nugget purchased increases your OTP/PMU bank by 5 minute intervals. Use "Magic Wand" to pick up those elusive Fz trips. "Off the Press" blocks expire every month. Nugget mitigation feature ensures when two people with equivalent unit amounts using "Magic Wand/OTP Nuggets" feature for Trips marked "Fz", the earlier software serial number gets the trip.....so don't delay!

3. "Trip Broker" (TM) in App Purchase, allows you to use "Magic Wand" to pick up multiple "Fz" trips with over-lapping footprints. Auction off the trips you don't want to others using "Magic Wand" ....splitting proceeds with Developer. You increase your OTP nuggets 40% of the winning bid. Developer recaptures 60%

4."Best Bro" (TM) in App Purchase allows ability to bid for "Trip Broker" auctioned trips. Note: once OTP nuggets are bid on a "Trip Broker" Trip, they are removed from the bidders bank even if the bid is not won. "Best Bro"(TM) must also be purchased by pilot using "Trip Broker" if you want to use "Best Bro" to automatically categorize/deny bids from pilots using "Best Bro" who are not designated on your "Bromance" list. Categories include: "Wolf", "Bro", "New Balance/Costco Jeans"...."New Balance/Costco Jeans" pilots will always lose the auction.

5. "LCA Master" (TM) in App Purchase automatically sorts active "Pay Only" LCA pilots and highlights them if you decide to bid in "Low Profile" mode that month. Will send non-identified, compassionate text message asking LCA's out on Sick Leave whether or not they intend on calling in "Well" before that trip you really want to get "PDO bumped on"....no more guessing and no more awkward conversations with that guy who's already going thru a difficult health situation and may not be keenly aware of your personal desires that month. Allows you to add canned closing to your text message such as "anything I can do for you", "get better soon", "looking forward to 'flying' (Bumped) with you again!"

6. Free Modules! "Calendar Blocker" included free in 2023....as well as "PDO ME". "PDO ME", Profers all trips on your line using (MU) if you fail to bid that month. It also sends text messages to all pilots in your seat/base when you have a DH to or from MEM. Proprietary "Plausible Deniability" VPN prevents anyone from tracking bot functionality of software, also automatically geo-locates your phone at Hotel STBY location. "Ringy Dingy/Late Call", informs you of a call from a 901-224-xxxx, automatically declines call and calls them back at 14 minutes 59 seconds if you are on Reserve. "Late Call" updates codes daily. "Comm Me" provides direct Peer to Peer messaging with your Block Rep even if his notifications are turned off.

All in App Purchases cost 1/5 of a credit hour every month at your current or higher rate if you are on a training list. In App purchases can be set for "auto-renew"

One Year subscription now comes with an SEC booster lanyard of your choice emblazoned with a "No Concessions" badge showing other pilots that you really are a "Team Player"!

Run with the "Wolves" or be eaten by them!.........This post is Satire