Inflated stats pecking order:
Fewest days worked per month for total credit
> Fewest average days worked per month
> Reroute hours to hours taken to retell the tale of the egregious reroute
> Cost of layover meal or drinking binge paid by random celebrity or VIP that no one has ever heard of
> Years, months, weeks, days being sodomized during BK/right seat stagnation/regional stagnation
> mythical car driving victories in Porsche/Tesla/Corvette(no story with a Miata is ever cool)
> money saved compared to the average clown on the newly purchased airplane/boat/car/house/spouse
> how little weight gained since moving to a WB
> percentage of pilots you’ve interacted with that are in lockstep agreement with your priors on the AIP