The APC Drinking Game
First, obtain your booze of choice. I suggest Cabo Wabo tequila.

Next, pull up the last two days of posting in the Regional Airlines section of the forums.

Take one shot when one of the following posts appear:
(Airline) vs (Airline), Double Shot if it's a major vs regional.
Low time pilot asking minimums for an airline.
When someone asks about Mesa, go!, Colgan and the first ten replies are flames.
When someone asks for career advice and the first ten replies are that the only good pilots are instructors first and that lowtimers are ruining aviation.

Double shot when a FBO student and a aviation university grad argue over who is smarter.
When the thread gets highjacked for pro or anti-union arguements.

After finishing you bottle, call off for "fatigue" the next morning and await the call from your CP.