Found this amusing.
SWA is great, by the way. I buy tickets for my family all the time on SWA (DAL too expensive for what you get, even with employee discounts). Yeah, you had a meltdown, but it happens. Insanely complex systems like massive logistical chains (i.e., airlines) are prone to this from time to time, and even the best IT can't entirely prevent it.
I'll be purchasing more tickets on SWA many times in the future without a second thought.
https://babylonbee.com/news/thousand...rent-cancelled