I’m forwarding every one of Bob’s emails to the sexual harassment commissars at the DIE department. Having a 61 year old man I don’t know from Adam tell me he luvs me all the time makes me uncomfortable. If the words ‘bullet points’ in an email are literally violence, then this is clearly an unwanted advance.

My own father doesn’t even say he loves me this often. That might be a whole different set of issues to unpack, but this is neither the time or the place.