“the first time you really get in a world of poop inflight your radio transmission is going to sound like a teletubby on fire being chased by a tiger. Not a good image, and again you never know when you're gonna be on the news.”

So hilarious and so true. Controlllers, other pilots, and the general public have no idea what’s going on in your cockpit. Cool, concise radio transmissions will get you what you need faster and convey that you are already doing everything that can be done.