Originally Posted by DeltaboundRedux

This seemed a whole lot cooler back when I was handed the keys and sternly told to "be cautious".

Drove it into/out of a ditch when I was rocking out to a "Walkman" cassette tape, powered with AA batteries, with foamy headphones.

I believe it was to the official movie soundtrack of Top Gun.

Subsequently had the carpet flooded out when I parked it outside the arcade and a storm passed through, flooded the parking lot, and I achieved my best score playing "Gorf". Carved my name in a video game, as it were.

(Pilots are dorks.)

Zero to 60-ish in under 20 seconds.