what's wrong with being the bum husband?

my wife's an engineer turned lawyer (still not sure how i managed this...) and we enjoy most of my job. i'm gone for 4 days (she gets to sleep and hog the bed), then i come home, play house-husband for a few days (cooking dinner and trying to clean to her standards), and my paycheck goes toward the fun stuff (new car, cruise, etc.)

yes, the stupid crap we put up with when we leave for the airport sucks, but it could be worse.