I hope it’s OK that we take a break for a second and I can entertain you with a poem.

I asked chat GPT to write a funny poem about United pilots fighting for a new contract and this is what it said;


The pilots of United were in a tizzy, Their current contract was making them dizzy, They wanted a raise, a big one at that, And they weren't afraid to fight for that.

They rallied and picketed, making a scene, Holding signs that read, "We want the green!", Their demands were clear, they wanted more dough, And they weren't gonna stop until they made a show.

The executives were sweating, feeling the heat, Knowing the pilots wouldn't go down without a beat, They crunched the numbers, trying to find a way, To keep the pilots happy, and not let them stray.

But the pilots weren't impressed, they wanted it all, A salary that would make them stand tall, They wanted to be the industry leader, With a pay raise that would make their wallets much sweeter.

The negotiations were long, and tensions were high, But the pilots weren't budging, they weren't gonna lie, They wanted a contract that was truly the best, And they wouldn't settle for anything less.

Finally, after weeks of back and forth, A deal was struck, and the pilots let out a roar, They had won the fight, they had gotten their way, And now they could live to fly another day.

So, the moral of this story, it seems to be, Is that when United pilots want a pay raise, you'll see, They won't give up until they've gotten their fill, And that's just how it goes in this industry, still.