so to your last line about DEI. I was wondering what chat GPT would say if I asked it to write a poem about United Airlines and DEI. I got to admit this is a pretty comical response. Enjoy!


United Airlines has made a decree, That diversity and inclusion are the key, To making flights happy, safe, and free, For every passenger, no matter their degree.

So they hired a penguin, oh so diverse, To be the pilot, with a quirky verse, And a monkey for co-pilot, with a banana thirst, They'll fly you to your destination, or to the jungle, at worst.

The flight attendants are a mix of all, With unicorns, mermaids, and even a troll, They'll serve you peanuts, or a magic bean, To make your flight a fantastical dream.

But don't you worry, it's not all about fun, They have serious measures, that can be undone, To ensure everyone feels welcome and included, And their journey is smooth, and never deluded.

So if you're looking for a flight with a twist, United Airlines is the one to enlist, With diversity and inclusion, they won't be missed, And your journey will be filled with laughter and bliss.