"The deal on the table's the deal we must take!
The MEC's foolish and Kirby's a snake!"

"We've got what we've got and we won't get no more!
Kirby's done dealing and pilots are wh0res!"

"The answer's right there in most every report!
Take it today or we're gonna fall short!"

"I know this for sure and I won't brook your sass!
We won't overcome such a yawning crevasse!"

The resolute sighed in their kitchens and dens:
"TUMI me once, don't TUMI again."