Originally Posted by
Spartacusbob
To help out United next I save all my banana peels and direct the fuel folks to place them directly in the tanks. I figure this adds about 2% to max n1 as the potassium in the banana ignites and alleviates engine soreness the next day from its anaerobic struggles at high altitude.
This works as long as you remember to take the little produce sticker off first, don’t want those synthetic stickers clogging up the fuel filters.