Originally Posted by
Spartacusbob
To help out United next I save all my banana peels and direct the fuel folks to place them directly in the tanks. I figure this adds about 2% to max n1 as the potassium in the banana ignites and alleviates engine soreness the next day from its anaerobic struggles at high altitude.
But wouldn't the transportation of your non-rainforest certified, non-sustainable, non-Chiquita bananas to the northern latitudes cause climate change?