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Old 04-22-2023 | 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by AntiPeter
But wouldn't the transportation of your non-rainforest certified, non-sustainable, non-Chiquita bananas to the northern latitudes cause climate change?
Yes, very true, wise one. This is why I’m offsetting my carbon footprint by paying a Nigerian Prince to plant live oak trees in the trans Sahel region of Africa. This offset actually serves 3 purposes. 1. It offsets my carbon footprint. 2. Trees provide shade and shade is cool so it alleviates global warming. 3. In 50 years I’ll finally get that captain upgrade when all fossil fuel burning transportation is outlawed by the NWO and WEF. I will then use the live oak trees to build a non-fossil fuel burning sailing ship and become the Captain of it-with swanky Capt quarters. I’m already taking sailing lessons.
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