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Old 04-23-2023 | 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Tony Nelson
But won't all those trees die without any CO2 in the air, since it's all going to be captured in underground caves?
A really great question and it’s important to illuminate what is happening. As everyone is aware, the reclusive and historically violent Icelandic people, have, for generations, been enacting a plan to solve global warming through the elimination of the human race.

As scientists have proven, every twenty thousand years or so, multicellular eukaryotic, photosynthesizing bioforms switch the respiration gas to oxygen. Obviously, this would eliminate the human species. Reducing co2 levels too rapidly will hasten this process.

The plan, shunting co2 into caves, is being coordinated by the DP (tm) corporation. As you well know, DP, dead people corporation is owned and managed by Bobby Bjørn Bloodaxe, son of Erik Bloodspear, Son of Fortescue Bloodsword, son of James Blunt.

This entire plan is all futile, however, for through my own research into geologically active regions and being a volcanologist minor in high school, I am aware of the increased porosity of stone and soil in these cave regions DP wishes to conduct its explorations and business. Also, dynamic pressure also seeks to achieve stasis, a key principle of Bernoulli’s conservation of energy, so that as gas is added, increased levels of co2 will come out in other ways. In short, what you put in the hole has to come out eventually.
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