It's always funny to read the "there's no F'n way we're gonna furlough or even stop hiring man" posts... especially the ones that go on to say "we've got all these planes on order that we need to staff"

They're right though... because airplane orders have never been cancelled, and old airplanes never get parked when new airplanes arrive, especially not at a rate of 2 old planes for one new plane. That never happens... never.