Show me on the doll where the facts hurt you.

Jeez, what a sensitive little girl you are.

First day on the Internet?

But yeah, I guess cause we're a "major" we shouldn't do things like door closed parking brake release for the clock, 200% holiday pay, automatic 125% for anything over 80 hours, automatic 150% for anything over 90 hours, move reserve days around, etc etc I can go on but my God how dare I want to improve things here...