Originally Posted by ElonMusk

Wanna see something cool….go to ACARS and Ground Reports. Place the original departure time in and reason ATC congestion. It is automated and will adjust the departure time back to original time in the system. Then walk up and say “hey why haven’t we boarded yet look at the time in the computer!” When they look it up just mention “hey man I guess it’s a boarding delay!”

I only do it to the DB ops agents…

It’s like the only part of the system that is automated and works most of the time. Use it and abuse it…