Originally Posted by Spartacusbob

Man it’s gonna be fun flying with you. “Welcome to United flight 732, service to Wichita.” Its Albuquerque Capt.
Hey Capt, what approach you want to fly, I only ask since we haven’t done the descent check but we’re on downwind…

Capt, your name is John Bagano and you are married on your fourth wife, which is why you are still working, and you have at least three kids.

“Feather the props and let them up.”