Remember, its those passengers that the current administration is trying to ensure can still continue to fly for rock bottom fares. Our merger is being held up so a pregnant drunk woman can fly from ATL to PHL for $20, and get to rumble with the gate agent for no extra charge.

By the way, I feel for a lot of our gate agents but we are hiring a ton of "ratchet" agents. Isnt that the term, ratchet?