Atlantisms:

"Taxi to 26L via F." Okay, that only gets me halfway there.

"Cleared for takeoff 27R."
"Cleared for takeoff 27R intersection LC."
"No, I cleared you for takeoff from 27R."
"Okay, but we were told to taxi to 27R-LC. We're not full length, this is intersection LC."
"You don't fly here very often do you?"

"Standard taxi 27R."
"Isn't '27R M, J, L, LC' about the same number of syllables while not requiring us researching while we taxi?"